Loves:

Putting Bitches In The Box, Jammers, Blockers, Pivots, Not Knowing The Score Until The End, Rabid Derby Fans, Getting The Skater Takedown. .

Loathes:

Majors More Than Minors, Fighting, Teams With Similar Uniforms, People Who Compare Roller Derby To The WWF.

Nasties Injuries to Date:

I AM INVINCIBLE!!



 

 

High Trie Zen # 46+2

 

Join Date:

2006

Hometown:

DDGville

Weapon of Choice :

Fox 40 Whistle, Pointer Finger, Analog Stopwatch, Chaps Made From Ejected Skaters

Heros:

Unashamed Derby Fanatics, Refs With Rink Rash And The Badasses That Have Made Derby What It Is Today!

Favorite Off-Rink Hangout:

Where Ever The Skaters Are!

Distinguishing Characteristics:

An Obsession With Hats, An Obsession With Black And White Striped Accessories And Big Hands *Points At You*

Philosophy:

Commodum ex injuria sua nemo habere debet.

Most Likely To:

Win the Afterparty

Notorious For:

Being Overly Opinionated, Loving SHINY THINGS, Military Uniforms And Sending Skaters To The Brig!

Motto:

Wether I’m Right Or Wrong….I’m Right. ~The Ref