Derby Old Man

 

Join Date:

2007

Hometown:

Boobville USA

Loves:

DDG girls in fish net stockings

Loathes:

girls in long pants and doors without peep holes

Weapon of Choice :

Tequila

Hero :

Bill Clinton

Favorite Off-Rink Hangout:

Strip clubs and street corners

Notorious For:

Flashing and making big girls cry

Distinguishing Characteristics:

Trench coat striped knee high socks

Philosophy:

perverts need love too